Sri Lanka to Export Oil : NPP’s Plan to Turn Trincomalee into an Oil Paradise
In a thrilling update from the world of politics, National People’s Power (NPP) bigwig Anura Kumara Dissanayake has unveiled plans to turn the sleepy Trincomalee oil tank farm into the hottest new hotspot for oil under future NPP government. The Trincomalee tank farm, which currently just sits around collecting dust, will soon be rubbing elbows […]
Champika is Doing Well
Champika Ranawaka, who tried all the tricks in the book, has now settled on Sajith Premadasa’s stage and has secured a top speaker’s slot. Professor of History Nirmal Ranjith Devasiri says that Champika Ranawaka is delivering well on the contract he has undertaken—promoting Sajith Premadasa. He seriously challenged Sajith Premadasa by first forming a brigade […]
Can Sajith Handle the Corrupt ?
Sajith Premadasa stood before a massive crowd, radiating confidence as he promised to tackle corruption head-on—without the usual political theatrics. He pointed out that while other leaders might give Oscar-worthy performances with their lofty promises, his party, the Samagi Jana Balawegaya (SJB), is more about rolling up their sleeves and getting down to business. “We’re […]
Who has money for 100 Elections ?
Presidential candidate and former Minister of Justice Wijeyadasa Rajapakshe signed his nomination papers today, officially entering the race for the 2024 Presidential Election. Speaking to the press after the signing, Rajapaksha expressed skepticism about the future of many current members of Parliament, stating that they are unlikely to be re-elected. When asked about SJB MP […]
Election Fever: Cyber-Criminals
Sneaky cyber-criminals are trying to turn the upcoming election into a personal information fishing expedition. These digital crooks want your juicy personal details more than a politician wants votes. The Sri Lanka Computer Emergency Readiness Team | Coordination Centre (SLCERT|CC) advices not to click on links that promote collecting personal information during the election period. […]
Party Leaders Arrested
In a strange turnaround of events a party secretary and others have been arrested while trying to take a bribe from their own presidential candidate. Several officials including the secretary of the Eksath Lanka Podujana Pakshaya have now been arrested while soliciting a bribe of Rs. 30 million from Presidential candidate former PUCSL Chairman Janaka […]
Ranil the Magnet
Namal Rajapaksha of the ‘Samabima Party’ will be contesting the presidential elections, which may confuse voters with another Namal Rajapaksha, who is contesting under the Lotus symbol. Rajitha Senaratne, a frequent newsmaker known for his shifting political alliances, is now in Ranil Wickremesinghe’s camp. This is seen as a positive move for Wickremesinghe, as Rajitha […]
Dhamika: Rescued Him Self ?
Poor Dhammika Perera, once hailed as the SLPP’s presidential hope, found himself in quite the predicament. For months, he was kept on the sidelines, like a prized goat waiting for the sacrificial altar. The SLPP, with their cunning plans, seemed to have chosen him as their biblical scapegoat, ready to pile all their sins onto […]
SLPP’s Political Earthquake
Hold onto your seats, folks, because the SLPP (Sri Lanka Podujana Peramuna) just got hit with not one, but two political earthquakes that have everyone buzzing. First Tremor: The Tale of the Roaring Rohitha Rohitha Abeygunawardena, a man who knows how to make an entrance, took center stage in this political drama. Picture this: Rohitha […]
Ranil Consoles Harin and Manusha
President Ranil Wickremesinghe was quick to console his close allies, Harin and Manusha, after they learned that their expulsions were finalized. President Wickremesinghe met with them yesterday morning, thanked them for their support, and assured them not to worry. Harin stated that he was in good spirits, while Manusha warned the SJB that if they […]